My sis and I were having a cuppa in my sitting room, our tiny ones on our knees and crazypixie busy trying on shoes and hats.
Tinyelf began the theatrics that signal a poo.
My sister asked ‘Does she poo everyday?’
I was confused.
‘She poos about three times a day.’
‘Oh, lilman only poos every three days.’
Every three days!
I was incredulous.
I was stunned.
I was envious.
The day before I had changed seven pooey nappies by teatime. 7, in a day.
She does that a month.